wobblegart

the chicken that knows all, he visions, he knows ALL.

Person one: “hey, who can see the future?”
Person two: “wobblegart, he knows all”

by peanutthebutter March 16, 2024

wobblegart

it means skibidi master of rizz. it was created in the depths of missouri by greg and frank. only true alphas can say it.

yo bob did you see that wobblegart over there? he’s such a skibidi master of rizz.

by aasashahshshajahahah March 16, 2024

wobblegart

it means epic skibidi ohio rizzler. it was created by greg and frank. it was invented in the horrible state of missouri. wobblegart

greg: yo did you see that gyatt?
frank: nah man you ain’t wobblegart

by aasashahshshajahahah March 16, 2024

Wobblegated

Intensely off-balance or uneven. Coined by the mother of famous Shortstuber, Dannodraws, when she forgot the word off-balance.

Riggy: So, how does your new house look?
Danno: ARE YOU KIDDING? EVERY FLOOR OF THE HOUSE IS COMPLETELY WOBBLEGATED. DID YOU GET YOUR CONSTRUCTORS LISCENCE FROM A CRACKERJACK BOX?
Riggy: Actually it was an old box of Lucky Charms.
Danno: Makes sense.

by Virus-cat April 26, 2024

Wobblagated

To be somewhere important while enduring a hangover.

The church gives out vouchers for cash to people in need that attend the Sunday services. Most of the time people were too hungover to go but you would if you felt wobblagated to be there.

by shealynn October 1, 2015