A religion in which you believe Wilburt, the Holy Macaroni Noodle, is awesomer than sliced bread. This religion includes the belief that you have to have bacon at least once every week and the belief that wearing a hat is important but you HAVE to wear them for an hour on Thursday.
Person1: I believe in jesus.
Person 2: I am Atheist.
Person 3: My belief is Wilburtanaryism
wilburfoundsimping is an amzing mutual! i mean holy cow, they so so cool. WILBURFOUNDSIMPING MY BELOVED!!
someone: who is this your following?
me: oh! its one of my mutuals, wilburfoundsimping. you should follow them and boost her account!
that someone: oh alright!
Person 1: “hey look it’s wilburtoo!”
Person 2: “isn’t that the person who wants Wilbur?”
Person 1: “yeah but it’s sad there only known for that and bad quality!”
my friend - "whos wilburstwts?"
me - "bro they are so cool. one of the bestwilbur soot fanpages out there !! you should follow them. now. get out your phone."