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white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012
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cis straight christian white men

Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.
by John Milton Junior May 6, 2022
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White Men Can't Jump Theory

White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.
"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"

"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."
by hygas September 28, 2022
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July 11 White men day

July 11 is where all white men get together and celebrate their existence
July 11 White men day is a day where a men from across the world come together to accept their white coloured skin
by Whitesupremacy June 15, 2021
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cishet white neuro"typical" men

A common disorder that you can often find victims with at trump rallies, catcalling and/or playing fortnite in their mom's attic
Chads: wOW!! dID YOU sEE THOSE Mommy milkers ON THaT fEmAlE??? leT mE hoNK SUM chONk
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men
by bonkabonk January 10, 2021
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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