Whiskeydick

Hard mode for wanking due to the combination of being on the verge of passing out and the lack of bloodflow to anywhere fun.

When you have whiskeydick, it's a three way race between you, passing out, and the eternal curse of being sober!

by Allegedly Human October 14, 2022

Whiskeydick

Two Heavy Metal maniacs with a little country spin from Ft. Worth, Texas who drink more beer & jagermeister than most small countries.
Infamous for songs like Whiskeydick, Wookie Pussy, The 9 inch clitoris, and Blacktooth Grin.

Buddy #1: I feel like getting Drunk, Rowdy and totally jacked up tonight. What should we do?
Buddy #2: Let's go to a Whiskeydick show.

Both: HELL YEAH!!!

by Riffsta February 23, 2007