What the fork?

What the fork.

Can replace What The Fuck at a time where swearing is inappropriate, or unwise, eg, around children.
It deems "wtf" to be more acceptable also.

"What The Fork Dude?"
"Sorry"

"What The Fork!?"
-child walks in-
"What The Fork?"

"what the fork?"
"whats up?"

"wtf"
"what does that mean"
"er... What the.. er.. Fork"

by FelixB666XD November 9, 2009

What the Fock my Nock

What the fuck my nigga!!

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!

by camclw January 28, 2010

What the fox?

When seeing a fox in your neighbourhood -- only really applies to those living in London.

Abbreviation: WTFX

...and she was like gtfo so I told her to shut it...
What the fox?
What?
Dude over there
oshi- it's a fox, freaking vermin

by oDedz February 22, 2011

what the foiyoi

Typically used in replacement of other words involving “what the…” foiyoi is often used to display insane nonsense, or crazy events.

Johnny-Dude, my house just got robbed by a Slovenian poler bear!

Thiago-Yo what the foiyoi??? You good bro??

by GobblieGook December 7, 2024

WHAT THE FOAM

INSTEAD OF SAYING THE F WORD U SAY WHAT THE FOAM AND IT SOUNDS COOL AND FUNNY TOO

U TRY TO MAKE A SHOT IN BASKETBALL BUT U MISS WHAT THE FOAMMMMMM

by EMMYGZZ May 20, 2024

what's the forecast

a cool way to say "what's up?"

if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it

appropriate responses include

"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"

me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that

by steviejones420 March 1, 2019

what does the fox say

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

dude 1:what does the fox say?
dude 2:idk rofl i cant sing that with dignity

by swaggistic boss 9999 October 20, 2013