by Big cock 69 420 December 6, 2021

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy
I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger
by the sexy god January 9, 2024
