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Westminster School 

A college prep boarding school in Simsbury CT. This school seems extravagant and supportive but in reality, those aspects have been completely thrown away with the new headmaster. It has not even been two months and 8 students have withdrawn already. The community is amazing, that is if you don’t count the four stuck up deans and the inconsistant, ignorant headmaster. Their sports teams also suck and are going way downhill, just like the school itself. This may also be because all athletes do is smoke weed all day everyday because if they are on a varsity sport, they could never get in trouble! If you’re planning on sending your kid here, don’t, wait till Mrs. White and the 4 deans are gone.
“Hey did you hear what’s happening at Westminster School”

“Yes that schools sucks it’s going way downhill”
Westminster School by Westysucks October 24, 2023
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Westminster City School 

some dead school, teachers are nonces and racists, you have the crackhead himself mr alcock, the karen ms lockyer and the nonceist of all mr broughton.
yuck, this place is like westminster city school

Westminster High School

A school that contrary to popular belief is not just full of cholos. Its walls are paper thin yet the students must practice "lockdown" drills in case someone can manage to bring the bullets AND the gun at the same time! And no mater what ANYONE says it will ALWAYS be WARRIORS! None of that Wolves crap!
Grand Junction Kid: What school are you guys from?
Westy Knowledge Bowl Team: Westminster High School!
Grand Junction Kid: Oh so why aren't you guys like cholos?