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A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
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The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.
by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021
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The Voices in my Head

Either the most wonderful and self promoting voices that push you to do better or the worst and most destructive voices that push you to see you fall and bleed.
1. The voices in my head tell me, "You should do it! As long as you put your mind to it you can do anything.

2. You idiot! You're so stupid, you'll never actually amount to anything.
by A_well_known_truth February 25, 2015
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guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!
by the fro October 10, 2005
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The Voices

Scary sounds that people hear in their heads when they don't have any friends.

Something people say to get kicked out of walmart

Something people say when they don't want to talk to you.

Something people say when they want to see a therapist.
Mom: Hi honey, want to invite a friend over?

Son: AHH it's the voices again!

or

Random Guy: WHERE ARE THE SINGING HAMSTERS...OH NO IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!

Walmart Employee: Brah, I think you need to see a therapist..snort.............snort
by surftik April 17, 2011
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six billion voices

Wildly popular podcast hosted by Eric, Matt and Dover. Find it on iTunes and join our show wrap up game; Guess That Word Biatch! GTWB is a beautiful word game based on the fantastic website urbandictionary.com
Dude 1. "What are you laughing at?"
Dude 2. "What?" (takes earbuds out of ears)
Dude 1. "I said, what are you laughing at?"
Dude 2. "Six Billion Voices man! Here, listen."
Dude 1. "Dude, I don't want your greasy earbuds man. I'll download it on iTunes.
by HostWithTheMost March 14, 2008
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Mystic Beats, Female Voices

A referral to music which combines deep trance rythms (mystic beats) and melodies with a female singer (female voices).

This kind of music is preferably listened to when feeling emotionally down and/or lonely, lying in bed and in some cases may involve having taken emotion re-inforcing medication.
Ide: 'Hey David, what is that music you're playing ?'
David: 'I'm listening to a deep experience of Mystic Beats, Female Voices.'
by Krazaeda February 6, 2012
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