Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 08, 2023
A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.
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by Acending apocolypse December 22, 2016
During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
by Peewee76 May 06, 2022
Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 04, 2018
Have you seen Ruby's unicorn horn
by Hahabitchshuttjefuckup February 26, 2017