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Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
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unicorn horn

A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.
Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.
by CarreraRider911 December 13, 2008
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unicorn horn porn

A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony
"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"

"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook
by Acending apocolypse January 11, 2017
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two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
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unicorn forn horn

A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis
Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN
by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021
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Unicorn Horn

When in a 69 and she shits on the partners head then proceeds to ride the shit like a horn
My girlfriend gave me a Unicorn Horn and rode her shit in her pussy
by Peewee76 May 6, 2022
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unicorn forn horn

So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills
by unicornfornhorn March 10, 2021
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