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two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)
the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"
by anon714 February 15, 2015
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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TwoFacedBitches

One minute they are your friends, but then decide to follow the crowd and try to bring you down.
august 2009:
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches
by [prohmise] October 19, 2009
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