torchwood

1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).

The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.

by emresch October 21, 2008

torchwood

Doctor Who with guns, swearing, violence and sex

I started watching Torchwood the other day.

by PixelSE46 March 30, 2025