Thunder Dick

Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.

That guy just ran into a ditch trying to impress those girls.

Yeah, what a Thunder Dick.

by WCU Ward June 11, 2007

crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

thunder dog

When someone spreads their ass cheeks and farts on your dick

Dale gave frank a thunder dog

by Boilerbob September 6, 2018

Thunder dragon

Go outside during a thunderstorm and stick a metal pole up that juicy ass

I saw Timmy thunder dragoning last thunder storm

by Dragon trainer January 12, 2021

the thunder domer

The act of throating/eating the entire meat missle while licking the nuts at the same time, practically puking on it.

If she doesn't give the thunder domer dump her immediately.

by Narkie September 23, 2014

Thunder dick

To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms

Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance

Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!

Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!

by Conker1 October 6, 2016