My dad

The man who nailed your mom

Without my dad, I would never have been conceived.

by MyDadAndMom April 28, 2019

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

by Rick June 6, 2004

My dad

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

by Tracket December 17, 2017

My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 3, 2018

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021

my dad

a term coined by rapper Wiz Khalifa that is use to refer to a friend. interchangeable with my homie or my nigga.

that sharpie sized doob you rolled is g, my dad.

by eygirlmelenie April 5, 2010

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019