Juan Zapata

If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.
someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.
by IMO love November 04, 2021
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ryker zapata

literally the best person you cannot convince me otherwise
"ryker zapata sucks"
"KEEP MY SON'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
by ahfjsdaghj;faesbnsdgjakj April 03, 2022
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jackie zapata

A girl that is fircely loyal to her loved ones. She will put herself in harms way to protect the ones she loves an finds herself almost never getting that kind of gesture back. She will have your back regardless of right or wrong. She has an infectious smile an deep beautiful eyes that see more than others can see. Shes adventurous and smart and can do whatever she puts her mind to because she is Jackie Zapata.
I found me a Jackie Zapata and im never letting her go.
by Shadoow July 08, 2024
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adam zapata

a jack ass that is stoned all the time and dose mashrooms like a boss is a badass # CATZ
by dub cat April 08, 2016
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Zapata

Mexican slang for Elite P. Those who are lucky enough to find a woman with Zapata they are forbidden to speak or share its existence.
Maria was unbelievable. I never knew she had a Zapata. That was the best I’ve ever had.
by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025
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Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time
by CM_0313 May 28, 2024
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