wink the sphinc

A quick passing of gas, usually in a crowded space, to go by unnoticed.

In the movie theater when the lights dimmed there was the perfect opportunity to wink the sphinc.

by ciamp January 4, 2016

The Drink Wink

The twitch that you get in your eye whenever you take a deep sip of a very strong alcoholic drink. A sure sign that a bartender knows how to properly value the portions of their mixers.

Tina: what the hell is that, your eye....

Elliott: its the drink wink, this is so strong, but its so good I cant stop drinking it

by CrazinWill October 11, 2014

The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.

My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

by Paul (_))lllllllllD- - - - May 5, 2005

wink and the gun

term used to describe the action of winking and making a figure of a gun with one's fingers.

he gave me the wink and the gun. now, i'm sure i got the job!

by steve-o May 6, 2006

The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim

After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.

by BigSugah October 29, 2008

the bounce and wink

A highly seductive process by which a man or woman oscillates from the hips in a sitting position. Accompaning the bouncing motion is the wink (1 per 2-3 bounces) which causes the target to lose all sexual control and become immediately infatuated with the bounce-and-winker. The bounce and wink is not to be used lightly as its effectiveness is near perfect.

Across the way I spotted a hot little bitty looking my direction. I gave her the bounce and wink to solidify her lust for me.

by pricy January 22, 2007

The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012