When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.
Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
by Ima S Wiper October 17, 2009
A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.
Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.
by not william shatner June 19, 2009
A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits
When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.
by RLPrice August 23, 2011
see: Sell Out
Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
by Eric Blair March 27, 2005
Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.
A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.
by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009