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The Undertaker

This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.

This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion

"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
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by 28 Whitehorse road January 23, 2012
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The Undertaker

Adam David Bailey, a paedophile, virgin and all around pillock.
Joe: Hey Will, did you see The Undertaker in the playground earlier?
Will: Not again?
by The $toked February 15, 2022
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The Undertaker

When you are getting ready to have sex with your girl, you come out to the theme song of the Undertaker with smoke filling the air. Once you complete that slow walk, you slowly raise your hands and the lights come on, but your boner rises with your hands in unison and then the loud clap of thunder roars through the room while your boner is throbbing as it awaits to bury itself into her pussy. After your dramatic entrance, you choke slam her into the bed and give her the last ride.
Last night me and Sarah had the most incredible sex we’ve ever had! I came out as the undertaker and sent that pussy straight to hell!
by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024
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The act of coming out to The Undertakers’s theme song and slowly walking towards the bed with smoke filling the air. After that slow walk, you raise your hands up in the air to slowly turn the lights on and as this is happening, your boner slowly rises up in unison with your arms. When reaching the bed, you choke slam your girl to the bed and send that pussy straight to hell.
Bro! Last night me and Sarah had amazing sex! I gave her The Undertaker and killed that pussy’
by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024
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The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown
I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.
by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024
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