the poopsmith

Shovels wassit for the king of town.He has taken a vow of silence.

The poopsmith has taken a vow of silence

by angry s March 8, 2003

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

Poopsmith

One who defecates or otherwise spreads their feces on the floor, walls, inside elevators and other locations as a maliscious act of vandalism.

Accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.

We learned our vandal, a Poopsmith, had struck again once we entered into the Gentlemen's room to be assaulted by the foul stench of the excreta smeared upon the walls.

by Anonymous CoWorker October 27, 2006

poopsmith

One who is a master of the butt sexing. One "smith" is well-know for his mastery of his tool. Thus, one who is splendid at the butt sex may be deemed a "smith" of "poop".

The term also refers to the butt sex man's ability to extrude lots of "poop" from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his cock up some dude's ass cus its "cool" or something

My boyfriend La-Bamba is quite the poopsmith, he uncorked 3 kilos of "poop" out of me last night!

by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

Poopsmith

Adj: A common piece of shit. No one special. A wanna be fuckboy

Dude 1:Ryan Leaf was chargers quarterback.

Dude 2:That dude is poopsmith.

Dude 3: who's Ryan Leaf?

by Hambone23 December 31, 2016