hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016

Like DIO at the function

A term to describe a person being a massive hater towards a certain group. So much that it mirrors the hatred of DIO for the Joestar lineage.

"You see, when goblin slayer enters a goblin camp, he's like DIO at the function."

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.

When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

by wambulance June 12, 2009

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019