kissing the britney

When an over, no-talent celebrity does something - anything - to get noticed. Is to celbrities what "jumping the shark" is to a TV show. Specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated - yet spectacularly unsexy - Madonna-Britney Spears kissing incident.

Although ahead of it's time, Janet and Justin's "wardrobe malfunction" was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.

by gwood99 August 2, 2008

the full Britney

Shaving off your long hair on a whim, like Britney Spears did.

My hair is starting to look like a mullet, so I think I'll give myself the full Britney.

by mtizzo April 30, 2007