soon may the wellerman come

to bring us sugar tea and rum, One day, when the tonguin' is done, We’ll take our leave and go.

Chorus: Soon may the wellerman come
Chorus: To bring us sugar tea and rum

by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

Experience the wilderness

To take a crap in the woods

Yo dude I have to pee really bad
well I guess you'll just have to experience the wilderness!

by Bunnyrabbitsam June 10, 2010

the dual wielder

When you have one hand on your dick and one hand on the mouse scrolling for content

That weird guy in the corner of the Lan group was finally caught being the dual wielder.

by TadowWadowGod May 4, 2024

jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 2, 2022

wielder-of-the-quill

Otherwise known as WotQ. Synonym for GOD, or for the non-believers, L. Ron Hubbard.

I swear to wielder-of-the-quill, if you don't stop killing the rabbis, the Jews will kill Jesus again!

If you want to be saved, pray to God. If you want to be God, pray to WotQ.

by chuxDLX March 1, 2008