The Shannon

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha

"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."

The Shannon by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015

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The Shannon

One whom says incredibly and impossible bitchy situational things that ironically come true and ruin lives only to leave the victim of the defined confused by the coinsidence.

"Pulling The Shannon"

The person who is being deemed having pulled "The Shannon" must have said something incredibly mean, such as "you have an old dog anyways maybe you should just put it to sleep."
And then having to put your dog to sleep two days later due to "freak accident."

The Shannon by beetwit February 3, 2008

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Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.

Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'

Shannon the Cannon by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021

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Shannon the Cannon

Famous porn star most notably known for her roles in bestiality films and gang bangs. Also auditioned for a part in the "Dick in a Box" jingle.

Did you see Shannon the Cannon in "DOGGYstyle" and "Who Knew Horses Can Do That"?

Shannon the Cannon by derkaderkastan February 1, 2010

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