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The Rusty Pirate

The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"

~ The End
After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!
by D. ROB September 18, 2011
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The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.
by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015
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the rusty blindfold

After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.
After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.
by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016
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The Rusty Cage Effect

the Rusty Cage Effect is a internet effect that I coined myself, Its when Media, Content, Song, or Game Attracts children without the intent of it being for children or not for children in general.

With this it can infect a community making a minority or Majority of the fanbase young children. this is also when other people see the fanbase with the media and influenced by the stereotype of the fanbase being mostly kids they can react negatively or positively
Guy 1: Hey wanna play Friday night funking or Gacha Club?
Guy 2: wtf arent those kids games
Guy 1: Whatever that's just the Rusty Cage Effect, These are actually good games,
Guy 1 : Plus Friday night funkin isn't for kids anyways
by SW_wastaken September 10, 2021
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The rusty tugboat

The rusty tugboat is when you hammer a nail into a 2by and also on to a womens ass cheek.You then proceed to drag her around the house by it while you masterbate..
"I tried to give this chick the rusty tugboat but the nails kept comeing out of her ass cheek"
by Big feces May 16, 2008
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The Rusty Truck

While having sex when your girlfriend is on her period, let your dick get blood on it. Then you pull out and let it dry, allowing the "rust" to form. Then bend her over, get a good 10 ft. running start, and straight up truck her ass.
The Rusty Truck:

Male usage: "Betty's been bitching all week, and I got so annoyed, I pulled out the big guns and Rusty Trucked that bitch."

Female usage: "I met this guy last night at an S&M convention. He was really cool. I was on my period and I still have bruises on my ass from all those Rusty Trucks."
by Taylor, Matt, and Blake July 30, 2008
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The Rusty Heindlich

the breaking off of one's dick in some chick's ass
I gave that girl the Rusty Heindlich in the backseat of a 1969 Chevelle SS with Edgar Winter playing in the background.
by Big Beat October 31, 2003
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