The Jaffrey

No parent should ever own a Jaffrey. Jarfreedas are nightmare creatures that harness the power of poly ridge to disguise themself from work. They can often be found slacking off and reading books that until then you never knew existed.

“jAAAAAAAAfreeeee”
“THE JARFREE HAS A KNIFE”
The Jaffrey is a god

by Jarfree March 25, 2019

Jeffery the Giraffe

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.

Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021

Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jefferey Grande "Paul" Vargas: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025