A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass
Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010
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JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011
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