Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009

Telobong

A word to describe a person of idiocy, foolishness- or a bitch. Commonly used as a noun too.

"She is so Telobong!!"

by hugz4jeremy December 20, 2023