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Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012
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Toasters

Insert bread, dispenses toast.
Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!
by unknown413235 January 3, 2010
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ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.
ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.
by thoribae October 11, 2018
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toasters, the

The original and greatest American ska band of all time.
Reel Big Fish is nothing compared to the blinding ska power of The Toasters. See, ska power is a play on words for raw power... hehehe
by Rauko April 16, 2004
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toasters, the

the greatest ska band ever. shure the specials were good but.....dude the toasters are just awesome.listen to them and you will agree. duuude they rock. not only that but they just about singlehandedly started the 3rd wave of ska.
im going to get toasted while listening to the toasters
by i am spam!!! June 25, 2004
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toasters, the

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)
some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.
by C0BEX October 7, 2003
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Toastersex

Act of vertical butt sex. one lays down other does the fucking push up style.
cody why is your face all red

Nick i had toastersex
by hand_of_god119 November 17, 2009
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