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Cricket in a sucker 

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker 

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly
"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"