Steve Harvey

The hottest mother fucker alive, dick that bitch down when you can cause he make my asshole clench

"Who is that.. he be lookin' like a fucking snack"
"It's STEVE HARVEY"

by chlonic December 22, 2019

Steve Harvey

sexy beast that has extremely white teeth. would make an amazing sugar daddy.

Wow, Steve Harvey is a sexy daddy

by mrcleanisdaddy January 4, 2021

Steve Harvey

When the wrong winner is read out at an awards show or presentation.

Warren Beatty totally fucked up at the Oscars and pulled a Steve Harvey!

by OscarFuckup February 28, 2017

The Steve Harvey

When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.

Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."

by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018

Steve Harvey

A bald headed nigga that resembles mister potato head, he is so ugly it hurts. He also achieved the award for taking a foot long subway sub sandwich up his ass.

hi im steve harvey and i have an abnormally large head

by zachg850 August 26, 2013

Steve Harvey

When you ask a weird question and receive a weird answer, even though you were expecting a normal answer.

Aw man, I really Steve Harvey’d earlier today.

by 5 Lemons September 3, 2019

Steve Harvey

Lighskin Dr Phil

Steve Harvey is Dr Phil on dark mode

by SmartBoyTingz September 28, 2019