snark

smart ass remark

Wow, that's a cool shirt, Bob. snark, snark

can be used in a joking manner with friends who play gotcha games.

by srk47 October 02, 2008

Snarking

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure

My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.

by Oreosmom March 27, 2020

Snark

The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.

The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?

by Ryan CH July 31, 2011

Snark

The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.

I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me

by beerlawyer March 12, 2010

Snarked

Snarked, variation on the word snarky.

Snarky: IMO means to be sarcastic, jokey, to tease, quick witted, etc.

I just got snarked by my best friend.

This guy totally snarked on me.

by gemsong August 21, 2009

snark

one who creates awkward moments, for their own pleasure.

your such a snark mattie, i cant believe u did that.

by terra smith December 30, 2011

snark

A snark is an alien creature in the popular game "Half Life". It attacks any life form on sight and is relentless. killing them with a weapon is the only way to stop them before they kill you. They can sometimes be used by an opponent in a deathmatch against you.

I'm being attacked by snarks! Too many to shoot, gotta run for a ladder to get away from them!!!

by Ric C May 23, 2005