When two lovers grease their bodies with butter, dump a whole bag of crushed Ritz Crackers into a down sleeping bag, and climb in and fuck like seals.
Hey babe, we are gonna need some Ritz Crackers for our camping trip this weekend. It's gonna be cold at night but a good Shake-N-Bake will keep us warm.
by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018
Get the Shake-N-Bake mug.Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready
by Mad_Dot_Sushi December 11, 2019
Get the Shake n bake mug.Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.
Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."
Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"
Russ: "You know what time it is...?"
Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"
Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"
500mtrs away....
Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"
pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"
Russ: "You know what time it is...?"
Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"
Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"
500mtrs away....
Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"
pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
by AllScarsEarned July 3, 2008
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Get the Shake N Bake mug.A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.
I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake
I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.
I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.
by BlackDogPub December 19, 2007
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Also used to define vigilante cop duos.
Also used to define vigilante cop duos.
That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.
Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.
That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.
Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.
That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.
by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010
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"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."
by hardon May 19, 2006
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