smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 January 9, 2008

Smithed

To finess or to do a perfect job.

My results from my exam came back. I smithed it.

by Ralph o'rorke September 25, 2017

Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

Smithed

To be assaulted by a friend after telling a mildly inappropriate joke.

Chris rock just the shit smithed out of him.

by Hot.Jesus March 28, 2022

Smithed

The act of Bitch Slapping or unexpectedly being Bitch Slapped by someone.

"Did you see that? Dude made a joke about that girl and the other dude walked up and Smithed him hard!"

"He made fun of my woman so I Smithed that punk." "Who's funny now Bitch!"

by Cozmo Kidd March 30, 2022

Will Smithed

Slap someone in front of a Crowd

Today I Will Smithed someone

He got embarrassed because he got Will Smithed

by MrMuuuuur March 28, 2022

Agent Smithed

When you are having an awakening to hidden truths of our world and someone (i.e. friend, family member, etc.) attempts to "blue pill" you with sources such as Snopes, CNN or similar main stream media to suck you back into hive mind most people are trapped in.

I was telling Steve about the dangers of most vaccines and then Carla AGENT SMITHED me with some propaganda from the Gates Foundation.

by Hillarion May 13, 2020