The action of having a massive shit, usually quite jarring and surprising in nature, no more than one hour after waking up.
Wow dude, the sleeping brown giant i just encountered totally burned my bunghole because of the hot wings I ate last night. I wasn't even really awake yet, but I definitely am now.
by JaxAttax September 22, 2010
to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.
Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!
Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant
Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant
by chance master747 August 29, 2021