Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

by E-wingo September 25, 2008

Speedophile

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.

They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!

by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025