shit bird

George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.

SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !

Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972

"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."

by BenAMarine September 19, 2008

Shit Bird

Someone who acts all friendly but then makes all kinds of excuses when you need a hand with something. Usually after accepting the offer.

Ty:" Hey bud, can you give me a ride to the show Saturday?"
Shit Bird:"Sure, give me a call!"

Later, that weekend,
Ty: "Hey Bud Can you come get me for the show?"
Shit Bird:" Oh, sorry, I'm already here and I've been drinking!"
Ty:"Gee Thanks, Shit Bird!"

by Arjai April 3, 2010

shit bird

A funny way of addressing your friends. It means whatever you want it to mean.

Hey shit bird, how the fuck are you??

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

Shit Bird

In a caste system, it is the absolute lowest type of person you can possibly be. Basically, you are dirt.

My uncle called me a shit bird

by Just_Average August 6, 2011

shit bird

when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.

ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!

by Lewiville September 13, 2006

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

by Huthost March 20, 2020

Shit-Bird

A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast

Total complete shit-bird is here.

Shit-bird needs to move his car.

by chug April 23, 2015