Selwyn

A Selwyn is pretty much when someone tells you they're going to do something, then either doesn't do it, or just completely fails in that sense, usually ruining that section of the day or just making it annoying to be around.
It is a worse version of admitting defeat or a gg, which is what the concept was first derived from.

Guy #1 "Remember that time Selwyn did a Selwyn on us?"
Guy #2 "Don't remind me."

by Selwyn February 10, 2008

Selwyn

Funny kind guy very hpyer active likes playing sports and gaming his jokes are funny

Friend:Hes an Amazing guy
Other guy:wish i had a friend like Selwyn

by Iam18brudaa November 22, 2021

selwynhouse

an all boys school

Selwynhouse is full of dicks

by Itszzmeeeeeeee April 12, 2020

Selwyn

An ass, a dick, and a corrupt fucker that sucks you into his friendship, I do Luciferian shit on him, wring his neck because Lucifer told him to steal my coffee, yet I love him, and he and I are Luciferians, but he's acting stupid.

Me: did you steal my coffee?

Selwyn: Lucifer said it was fine.
(I wring his neck)

by badmouth June 12, 2018

Selwyn

Selwyn is the nicest person you could ever meet. His heart is full of love for everyone and you will always leave a conversation with Selwyn feeling optimistic about life! His style is always 10/10, all the guys wish they were him 🤷

wow did you see selwyn’s drip today, im so jealous

everyone needs a selwyn in their life!

by gooose123 April 28, 2025