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c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

by ixhate June 5, 2019
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L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019
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S.O.A.M.F.P.

Snakes on a motha fuckin' plane.
"Snakes on a Plane comes out August 18th, 2006."
"S.O.A.M.F.P.!!!!"
"yes, I'm excited too"
by Nelville Flynn May 2, 2006
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l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
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L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face
Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya
by Bitchytaco69 March 14, 2017
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G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003
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I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020
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