rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010

The rocking chair

When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.

*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.

Last night she gave me the rocking chair and her vag sucked the soul outta my cock.

by Rocker chair6969 July 9, 2016

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Raspberry rocking chair

It's where a large man sitting Indian style wearing nothing but a towel He's playing air drums in from of his Yamaha natural sound system. Motions for an unsuspecting victim. Aka rectum to put on a record. When the bend over to select a record. He grabs them from behind and in one swift motion. Like magic their pants are down and his penis is in your ass. He pulls you in his lap a furiously pounds the rectum to completion

While picking out the scorpions love drive. She was forced into a raspberry rocking chair

by Thor 9/11 June 8, 2016

The Rocking Chair

Sex in a rocking chair. Naked female sits on naked male's lap and rocks the chair in order to succeed in orgasming.

We knew Betty and Jimmy were doing the rocking chair, because we were downstairs and could hear the chair legs repeatedly banging against the floor.

by Sexxy Judy Pants June 21, 2008

amish rocking chair

An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.

Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?

Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.

Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.

by cool mr poopface May 5, 2007

alabama rocking chair

When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.

Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015