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purple rhombus 

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus
Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down
purple rhombus by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018
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You are perceived as a square but you may or may not actually be a square
He’s giving me rhombus vibes but not square
Rhombus by Hoesmad1! December 29, 2020

RhombusShape 

A disease that makes you into a idiot
That guy has the RhombusShape virus
The kind of rectangle a bitch would draw.
"Your rectangle looks like a fucking rhombus."
"What's a rhombus?"
rhombus by asdf654321 January 13, 2009

cunt-rhombus

The dirtiest word ever invented. It brings cunt to the next level. It refers to a cunt shaped like a rhombus.
Person 1: Did you see that strippers vag?
Person 2: Yes, it was almost definitely a cunt-rhombus.

Real Estate Agent: I think we will have to remove your microwave before we show your house because the word cunt-rhombus is written on it.
cunt-rhombus by boner_b_wild August 25, 2008

rhombus your mombus 

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction
Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad
rhombus your mombus by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007

Love Rhombus 

Similar to a love triangle, this is a convoluted mess of infatuation in which three people are competing for one persons affection. (a square is when everyone has a thing for each other, and a trapezoid is similar to a rhombus, but involves one homosexual)
Janet: "so Josh told me that he loves me!..but so did Jim...and Jeff; I just don't know who I want!"

Jane: Woah there caught in a little love rhombus, eh?