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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
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ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.
(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)
by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. May 17, 2018
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Rach-ing out

Describes the phenomena of having visible nipple bumps through the clothing. Named after Jennifer Aniston's prominent nipples on FRIENDS.
Is it cold in here, you're really rach-ing out!
by Seethella February 17, 2015
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Magg.Rach.Int.Mich.Aaro

this word means sexy, hawt, pretty, amazing, kind, sweet, cute, awesome, cool and so many other amazing things. If you ever see these people, call them hawt and beautiful because they really like that. Make sure you pay attention to these people because once you know them you will forever love them and will be so obssesed with them. If you like anyone one of these people you are a lucky duck and will probably get rejected because we are probably too good for you.
Magg.Rach.Int.Mich.Aaro are so hawt and I love them so much.
by flowers.yay April 1, 2017
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