Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006

Cross Eyed Rattle Snake

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012

Chico State Rattle Snake

After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.

"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"

by Anthony1961 September 2, 2007