National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

Punch you in the cunt with my dick

Intercourse

Ideally in front of girls parents. 'I wanna punch you in the cunt with my dick.

Punch you in the cunt with my dick by TurdShark January 3, 2020

punch a dick in the bitch 

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

punch a dick in the bitch by sqw1rl August 26, 2013