this word is part of a phrase 'Doing a preston' which is used to describe the act in which a male inserts his fingers up the rear-end of a small, south-african, ring-rotted, beaver.
by Allahbebackforaquickie June 19, 2006
The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.
by helloaeneid December 06, 2021
a little bitch, who doesnt deserve any happiness whatsoever. hes a fuckboy, breaks girls hearts, and uses girls for sex. hes a little fag who is obsessed with his hair and is 3 feet tall. and no one likes him.
by annonymousperson123 July 14, 2015
Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.
Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.
libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary
Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.
libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary
by TheOED May 17, 2014
by kumasi meeks May 24, 2008
this boy is one of the most annoying big headed boy you'll ever meet. OH AND HE HAS THE MOST BIGGETS FOREHEAD IV"E EVER SEEN.
by mega-mind September 26, 2018
A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.
dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape
guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.
by Dom Moon May 09, 2007