One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.
by redrob16 December 9, 2012
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When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
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Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
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