maury povich

When two males engage in sexual activity with a female, and they both bust nuts inside of her. Then when the slut err ... female, realizes she's pregnant she won't know who the baby daddy is.
Man, me and my boy Maury Poviched that hoe, and now she don't know which one of us is the baby's daddy
by Clark Kent, Jr January 07, 2008
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Maury Povich

A guy who is so hardcore feminist it's to the point of being almost nauseating. His favorite theme is the paternity test, and he always coddles the girls and is mean to the men, even the men that are the right (yes, it DOES happen).
Maury Povich is almost out of tampons.
by Katopolis February 14, 2005
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maury povich

the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"
Dude, i totally pulled of a gnarly maury povich on this hooker hoe. She never saw it cumming.
by Barold binger April 09, 2008
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The Maury Povich

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.
When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
by DGZ July 22, 2012
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The Maurey Povich

When having sex with a girl doggystyle you start yelling "WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD, WHOS THE DAD!?"
While banging this cougar, she begged for the Maurey Povich.
by Randellski October 27, 2008
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Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
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Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
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