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ariana grandes 6th studio album with the smash hit “positions” and collabs with Doja Cat, The Weeknd and Ty Dolla $ign
Person 1: Hey what are you listening to
Person 2: positions by ariana grande its such a good album
by wxllxxmx October 25, 2020
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Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
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sex positions

variuos positions to have sex in, such as:missionary, 69,etc.
me and my man have tried many sex positions
by much love and peace April 4, 2008
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Girlfriend Positioning System

The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.

Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?

Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???

John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
by Sairin January 6, 2005
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positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.
''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''
by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021
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Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
read that by your self. Those are more than enough definition Dumb Ass
M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.
by Quietzzz August 1, 2012
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