poop taco surprise 

when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit

she was a poop taco surprise

poop taco surprise by poop pirate January 6, 2009

Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.

When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!

Surprise Poop by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

Surprise Release Poop by WiccanGay May 5, 2025