POLLYWAGGIN

POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.

Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity

That poor guy has been Pollywaggin for 20 years, you think he'd be ahead of the game by now!

by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007

pollywaffle

Australian biscuit made of wafer, marshmallow and covered in chocolate.

Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....

by pollydolly August 11, 2009

pollywabba

A buffoon, a clown, silly person.

Brittany are you doing sit-ups while eating? What a pollywabba!

by Dweezy88 June 13, 2020

Pollywag

The act of seducing someone from England.

Once we swallow these crumpets, I'm gonna pollywag that shit.

Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.

by Jared and Dave January 29, 2009

pollywager

a person who is really cool

person1:yeah you can sleep with her and me if you want to

person2:your such a pollywager

by mrs.jackass August 15, 2009

POLLYWACKER

1. A GIRL WHO BE ON A BOY JOCK ALL DAY.
2. A BOY THATS ALWAYS IN A GIRLS MOUTH
3. YOU JUST A DUMBASS

WHOEVER IS READING THIS is a pollywacker

by POLLY&CRACKER September 29, 2008

POLLYWAG

A UGLY UGLY BEAR THAT JUMPS AND KILLS U

THE POLLYWAG ATE MY GIRLFRIEND

by noobnoobuglydude September 23, 2017