Polish Shower

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.

Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.

by Mr. Fields! May 06, 2005

Polish shower

Affectionately known as the PT. To receive a kick to the nuts for acting out douchebaggery.

Joe sported the chin pubes and a solid gold necklace last night to the bar. I couldn't look at the douchebag for another second so I treated him to a polish shower.

by shepv November 08, 2007

Polish Reverse Shower Head

While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.

My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.

by Thehammer1985 July 03, 2010

polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself

a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.

by menmute May 13, 2025