This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
by srqresistance August 13, 2010
Get the plocksmug. v. - to give up because of how boring something is
adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring
n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow
adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring
n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow
I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!
That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.
Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.
That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.
Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.
by Kristian Wojnar April 11, 2008
Get the plockemug. "Hey Pete, you wouldn't believe the freak that I met last night...she was even game for some plocking!"
"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"
"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"
"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"
"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"
by BigWangDavey July 19, 2012
Get the Plockmug. by Dhdhdhx August 28, 2019
Get the Plockmug. by plofd May 6, 2020
Get the plooky plockmug. 